Why Women Are hard to please

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

"That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more."

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

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Damn I am glad Jenn stopped at the 5th floor!

It is porn, it said sex!

I heard a story from a women who decided to shop around on the first floor. While she was in there a man entered the store and went to the customer service counter. Here is what he said...

"Do you have a subfloor in here?" he asked.

"No, sir, we do not" was the reply.

"Darn, I was hoping you would as I do not even have a job, not good looking, despise kids, abhor housework, and dont have a romantic drop in my body" he then announced before walking out.

The women stopped him before he left store to inquire this man's name, as she could not believe what she heard.

His response?

"My name is Hawklyn" he told her before leaving.

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True story!

Tobykeith told me so!

wow, your taking over hawks job?

No, tobykeith is.

Although I hear you are inquiring for it too.

Peace.

I am looking for what? Their you go again, try to put words in others mouths, wtg!

You put words into my mouth first! I was just returning the favor.

my statement was a question directed at you, yours was a statement saying I was doing something. I did not say that you were taking over hawks jobs, I asked if you were. You said I was inquiring for it, you did not ask me if I was. Does that explain that? Or do I need to try and go in depth with it?

first sex now putting things into other peoples mouths, what has this forum come to?

No dink, I said I heard you were inquiring for it....not that you ARE going for it. Big difference.

So, my statement was putting words into your mouth as much as yours was into mine.

I asked a question, not a statement

mine was not a statement tho either, it was a wondering.

Take it to tell, please!! Freakin general chat.

Fine, I will end it with this! I like crayons!

I like crayons too!

and druids are smelly....

hey, you have a druid, so are you speaking first hand? or are you just saying that others smell bad?

All these are questions, I am not pointing fingers!

Dinky......that was a secret....dirty draino that you are!

Wow I am draino now! What a Life I lead! So are you going to answer the questions, or avoid them?

Druids smelly gud!

I would think so!
I like the smell of trees!